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Hi, I am a female named Maria, and I have days or even weeks where I will get an obsession of something and have nothing but that, and I am sorry for any damage I will cause. I am also doomed to live in America when all the good shows are in the UK...

June 1, 2012 9:46 pm
"Go and find a job. Go and find a flat. Find somebody else. Put them in the flat. Make them stay. Get a toaster. Go to work. Get on the bus. Look at your boss. Say “fuck”! Sit down. Pick up the thing. Go blank. Scream internally and go home again. Listen to the radio. Turn to the other person. Think; “why, why did this happen?”. Go to bed. Lie awake at night. Get up. Feel groggy. Put the things on. Your clothes, whatever they are called. Go out the door. In to work. Same thing. Same people again. It’s real. It is happening to you. Go home again! Sit. Radio. Dinner, mmm. Gardening. GARDENING. GARDENING! GARDENING! Death."

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Dylan Moran.

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9:11 pm

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9:08 pm

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9:06 pm

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9:04 pm

pizzaforpresident:

but she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts
she’s cheer captain and i wear t-shirts
dreaming bout the day when you wear t-shirts
what you’re lookin for has been t-shirts

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May 30, 2012 5:19 pm

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5:17 pm

Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra share their respective recipes for Hamburgers.

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5:11 pm

loki-tintin-ler:nobodysmuse:callmekitto:revivi:siksta:

#Fun fact: We were asked to scream when running out of the gala #but none of us knew much german #so a lot of people were screaming the only German things they knew #Wiener Schnitzel #Oktoberfest #Schadenfreude

Omg, Revvi.  Are you serious? LMAO

100% serious. The three I tagged were the most common, but there was a few  ”kindergarten”s here and there as well. One girl really did know German, and she was utterly baffled by what was going on. 

this is the best story

Oh my god I’m dying… It’s just the mental image… a crazy alien has just stabbed a man in his eye (sort of) and people run away screaming “OKTOBERFEST!” canlskcjanscjkna send help kslnckasnc

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5:05 pm

mybelovedcheshire:

my-mewling-quim:

anotherdaysaved-heroes:

Team Thor VS Team Loki (Round 2)

Which wink makes you drool with love?

TEAM THUNDERFROOOOSSSST

4:30 pm

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4:29 pm
but somebody’s got to do it  peeling off the tissue inch by inch, skinning off the muscles too.

but somebody’s got to do it

 peeling off the tissue inch by inch, skinning off the muscles too.

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May 29, 2012 6:37 pm

einsteinonacid:

I really tried to capture his facial expression.

6:22 pm

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6:22 pm
shinkonokokoro: scherwood: Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms? Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms? Just proving how much Tony notices his surroundings. He’s always looking at everything. (Like the Galaga guy)

shinkonokokoro:

scherwood:

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?


Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

Just proving how much Tony notices his surroundings. He’s always looking at everything. (Like the Galaga guy)

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6:20 pm

livia-carica:

timelordy-teganbreann:

#REASONS WHY I LOVE FIREFLY

My love for Mal is great.

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